Busarpdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest raccoon.

Busarpdiss created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Busarpdiss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Busarpdiss, she will not care.

Busarpdiss' most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Busarpdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look at nebulae.