Zogmigham is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Zogmigham created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogmigham, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zogmigham, he will turn you into a plant.

Zogmigham's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zogmigham's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zogmigham.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Never talk about gravity.