Betbat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical wolf.

Betbat created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betbat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Betbat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Betbat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Betbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.