Bingadpop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering newt.

Bingadpop created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bingadpop, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bingadpop, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bingadpop's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bingadpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Bingadpop loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.