Sogtonknurl Wapveensis is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart wyrm.

Sogtonknurl Wapveensis created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Sogtonknurl Wapveensis, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sogtonknurl Wapveensis, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sogtonknurl Wapveensis' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sogtonknurl Wapveensis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Erect six carbon sculptures of Sogtonknurl Wapveensis on top of important buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not wear green clothing.