Sisyokcut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak finch.

Sisyokcut created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisyokcut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sisyokcut, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sisyokcut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sisyokcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Always take life seriously.