Bopkapmip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, stupid chicken.

Bopkapmip created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopkapmip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopkapmip, he will not care.

Bopkapmip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bopkapmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Put Bopkapmip first in all things.

5. Do not covet oxen.