Rakbetstig is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, contented
tortoise.
Rakbetstig created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rakbetstig, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Rakbetstig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Rakbetstig's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Rakbetstig's Holy Commandments1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not chop down trees.