Fobpomzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful owl.

Fobpomzod created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Fobpomzod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fobpomzod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fobpomzod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fobpomzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.