Limbon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, cheerful chicken.

Limbon created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Limbon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Limbon, it will jump up and down on your head.

Limbon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Limbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry horses.