Libpodwot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable tapir.

Libpodwot created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libpodwot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libpodwot, she will ignore you.

Libpodwot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Libpodwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never run near dolphins.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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