Govlarglak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain mouse.

Govlarglak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govlarglak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Govlarglak, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Govlarglak's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Govlarglak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Never jump in the presence of nematodes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Govlarglak.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not eat oranges.