Gabweeneg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet chicken.

Gabweeneg created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gabweeneg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gabweeneg, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gabweeneg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gabweeneg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gabweeneg.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
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