Pinbasttom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, loving wyvern.

Pinbasttom created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbasttom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pinbasttom, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pinbasttom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pinbasttom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Pinbasttom on top of important buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never eat green fruit.