Flislarppod is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, resourceful cow.

Flislarppod created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flislarppod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flislarppod, it will laugh at you.

Flislarppod's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Flislarppod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Flislarppod loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.