Kanragrotkin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing dove.

Kanragrotkin created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanragrotkin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kanragrotkin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kanragrotkin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kanragrotkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always wear blue.