Dingargep is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong dugong.

Dingargep created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dingargep, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dingargep, she will turn you into a mole.

Dingargep's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dingargep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dingargep.

5. Never think about nebulae.