Tailrangep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair troll.

Tailrangep created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailrangep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tailrangep, she will torture you forever.

Tailrangep's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tailrangep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from turquoise cats for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.