Wotsaddob is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, boastful yak.

Wotsaddob created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotsaddob, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wotsaddob, it will throw large rocks at you.

Wotsaddob's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wotsaddob's Holy Commandments

1. Wotsaddob must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wotsaddob.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.