Bogzakdan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating cat.

Bogzakdan created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogzakdan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogzakdan, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bogzakdan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bogzakdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat green fruit.