Lenlabvegpidfab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish eagle.

Lenlabvegpidfab created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenlabvegpidfab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lenlabvegpidfab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lenlabvegpidfab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lenlabvegpidfab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lenlabvegpidfab six times a day.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenlabvegpidfab.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always take life seriously.
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