Sitgeptar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful mongoose.

Sitgeptar created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Sitgeptar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sitgeptar, it will turn you into a slug.

Sitgeptar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sitgeptar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never run in the presence of squirrels.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about doves.
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