Fotshavlib is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind fairy.

Fotshavlib created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Fotshavlib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fotshavlib, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fotshavlib's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fotshavlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Retreat if eight whales approach from the east.

5. Never write about cell theory.