Rowigstan Limpibpas is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking
centaur.
Rowigstan Limpibpas created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowigstan Limpibpas, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Rowigstan Limpibpas, she will boil you in a big pot.
Rowigstan Limpibpas' most sacred site is Burras in England.
Rowigstan Limpibpas' Holy Commandments1. Never eat corn.
2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.
3. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Rowigstan Limpibpas on top of important buildings.
4. Rowigstan Limpibpas must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Always help sick mice.