Popfobhit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest centaur.

Popfobhit created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popfobhit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Popfobhit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Popfobhit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Popfobhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Never feed tomatoes to grasshopers while wearing yellow ear rings.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.