Lensag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, contented clam.

Lensag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lensag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lensag, he will turn you into a slug.

Lensag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Lensag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Lensag on top of important buildings.