Baptompig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty dingo.

Baptompig created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baptompig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Baptompig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Baptompig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Baptompig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never wear mauve shirts.

4. You must pray to Baptompig nine times a day.

5. Always look after injured gulls.