Cabqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, conceited rhinoceros.

Cabqueeg created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabqueeg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cabqueeg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cabqueeg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cabqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabqueeg.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.