Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib
is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful
mink
.
Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib
created the universe eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib
, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib
, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib's
most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear red clothing.
2. Never go into white rooms.
3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Never hurt whales.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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