Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful mink.

Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dimbatrut Hinvankemgebmiflib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.