Watnurnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited toad.

Watnurnutt created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watnurnutt, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Watnurnutt, it will turn you into a puffin.

Watnurnutt's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Watnurnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never wear blue hats.