Watnurnutt is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited
toad.
Watnurnutt created matter eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Watnurnutt, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Watnurnutt, it will turn you into a puffin.
Watnurnutt's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Watnurnutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Never wear blue hats.