Stragfedsas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow centaur.

Stragfedsas created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragfedsas, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stragfedsas, she will try to impress you with trees.

Stragfedsas' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stragfedsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.