Cinontsab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring otter.

Cinontsab created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinontsab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cinontsab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cinontsab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cinontsab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Cinontsab loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.