Jinwatcab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty penguin.

Jinwatcab created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinwatcab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jinwatcab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jinwatcab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jinwatcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always obey Jinwatcab's priests.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always wear white.

5. Hide from cyan horses for they are unholy.