Yakbetab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, staggering dolphin.

Yakbetab created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbetab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yakbetab, she will turn you into a rock.

Yakbetab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Yakbetab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.