Dithotmap is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, staggering
wolf.
Dithotmap created the planet Earth five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dithotmap, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Dithotmap, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Dithotmap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Dithotmap's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt pigs.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always obey Dithotmap's priests.
4. Do not shave your back.
5. Never play with disobedient children.