Busfidweghogrenzim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident finch.

Busfidweghogrenzim created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busfidweghogrenzim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Busfidweghogrenzim, he will turn you into a rock.

Busfidweghogrenzim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Busfidweghogrenzim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. You must love Busfidweghogrenzim.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.