Largvolyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful hedgehog.

Largvolyarl created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Largvolyarl, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largvolyarl, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Largvolyarl's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Largvolyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Largvolyarl first in all things.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Largvolyarl on top of important buildings.

5. Retreat if eight mice approach from the south.