Bonkkanpib is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm clam.

Bonkkanpib created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkkanpib, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bonkkanpib, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bonkkanpib's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bonkkanpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.
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