Kipmobfarn Bestvegfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sage wyvern.

Kipmobfarn Bestvegfarn created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipmobfarn Bestvegfarn, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kipmobfarn Bestvegfarn, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Kipmobfarn Bestvegfarn's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Kipmobfarn Bestvegfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never wear green shorts.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.