Sidrullkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sage chinchilla.

Sidrullkap created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidrullkap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sidrullkap, he will turn you into a mole.

Sidrullkap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sidrullkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. You must pray to Sidrullkap six times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Retreat if nine whales approach from the north.