Sidrullkap is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, sage
chinchilla.
Sidrullkap created matter seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sidrullkap, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Sidrullkap, he will turn you into a mole.
Sidrullkap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Sidrullkap's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not eat onions.
3. You must pray to Sidrullkap six times a day.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
5. Retreat if nine whales approach from the north.