Mobbudpom Nigont is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous guinea pig.

Mobbudpom Nigont created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Mobbudpom Nigont, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobbudpom Nigont, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mobbudpom Nigont's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mobbudpom Nigont's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear green stockings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Mobbudpom Nigont loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.