Citbab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil ant.

Citbab created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Citbab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Citbab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Citbab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Citbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Always look after injured sharks.