Milflatomin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic clam.

Milflatomin created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Milflatomin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Milflatomin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Milflatomin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Milflatomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Erect five silver sculptures of Milflatomin on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not laugh in public.