Biflarndoss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced lion.

Biflarndoss created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biflarndoss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Biflarndoss, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Biflarndoss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Biflarndoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Run away if five ants approach from the south.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never wear shirts.