Yarlfabtail is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable duck.

Yarlfabtail created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlfabtail, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarlfabtail, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarlfabtail's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yarlfabtail's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarlfabtail.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.