Yambusaf is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonest camel.

Yambusaf created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yambusaf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yambusaf, she will turn you into a rock.

Yambusaf's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yambusaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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