Cinjarnlig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omniscient capybara.

Cinjarnlig created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cinjarnlig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cinjarnlig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cinjarnlig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cinjarnlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Put Cinjarnlig first in all things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.