Gilhinrill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, calm cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gilhinrill created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Gilhinrill, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gilhinrill, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gilhinrill's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gilhinrill's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.