Botladgam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unfair faun.

Botladgam created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botladgam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Botladgam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Botladgam's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Botladgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never go into violet rooms.