Xuckdagnil Nurlbellnat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited goblin.

Xuckdagnil Nurlbellnat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdagnil Nurlbellnat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xuckdagnil Nurlbellnat, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Xuckdagnil Nurlbellnat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Xuckdagnil Nurlbellnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Xuckdagnil Nurlbellnat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.